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2:30 PM, Dec 9, 2001 • By RICHARD STARR
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Here is a list of CD's I have for sale. They are all in mint condition, and the only reason I'm
getting rid of them is because I don't have a CD player. Each CD is $7.50 (postage included),
and if you buy all 7 I'll throw in a bonus Cypress Hill single featuring the otherwise
unavailable B-Side "Scooby Doo".

"AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted", by Ice Cube
"Apocalypse 91 . . . The Enemy Strikes Black", by Public Enemy
"Fear of a Black Planet", by Public Enemy
"Hard To Earn", by Gang Starr
"Reel To Reel", by Grand Puba
"The Sun Rises In The East", by Jeru The Damaja
"Whut? Thee Album", by Redman

If you're interested, E-Mail me. If you're bored, go to my homepage at
http://www.hooked.net/users/doodoo/index.html.

From: Disciple Of The Englober
Subject: ---->> TURBO GRAFX CD + SUPERSYSTEM CARD + 5 GAMES <<----
Date: 1995/12/09
organization: Disciple Of The Englober
newsgroups: rec.games.video.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 1.1N (Windows; I; 16bit)

I have a Turbo Grafx CD system with the supersystem card (which allows it to run just like a
Duo), plus 2 controllers, a Turbo Tap multiplayer adapter, Bonks Adventure, Bonks Revenge,
Bomberman, Gate of Thunder, and Ys 1 & 2 for sale. The asking price is $120, which includes
shipping, E-Mail me if you're interested - doodoo@hooked.net

From: "Br. Mustafa Rakin Lumumba"
Subject: FS/FT: ---> Turbo Grafx CD With Supersystem 3.0 Card + 5 Games + Accessories <---
Date: 1996/01/28
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: rec.games.video.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 1.1N (Windows; I; 16bit)

I have a Turbo Grafx CD with the Supersystem 3.0 card, 2 controllers, a TurboTap 5 player
adapter, Gate Of Thunder, Bonk's Adventure, Bonk's Revenge, Bomberman, and Ys 1&2. The asking
price is $100, but I'd also be willing to trade the whole package for just about any other
system. E-mail me if you're interested.

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: ROLAND MS-1 SAMPLER
Date: 1996/05/20
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hands and Large Crowds Reacting To Their Every Word
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

I'm looking for a used Roland MS-1 sampler, contact me at
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: Sega Genesis + Games & Accessories
Date: 1996/06/15
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.games.video.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

I'm selling the following as a package:

- Sega Genesis System
- Three Buttom Controller
- Six Button Controller
- Sega Menacer
- Sonic 2
- Chakan
- Splatterhouse 2
- Contra Hard Corps
- David Crane's Amazing Tennis
- Captain America & The Avengers
- Menacer 6-in-1 Game

I'm asking $85 shipped.

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: Various Rap/Hip-Hop CD's
Date: 1996/06/17
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.marketplace.cd
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

The following CD's are $5 each:

- "Hard To Earn", by Gangstarr
- "The Sun Rises In The East", by Jeru The Damaja
- "Fear Of A Black Planet", by Public Enemy
- "Apocalypse '91 The Enemy Strikes Black", by Public Enemy
- "Whut? Thee Album", by Redman
- "Reel To Reel", by Grand Puba
- "AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted", by Ice Cube

If you buy all 7 together for $35, I'll throw in a Cypress Hill single
and a Das EFX single, and take care of the shipping for free.

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: CD-ROM Programs & Games
Date: 1996/06/17
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: misc.forsale.computers.pc-specific.software
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

The prices below include shipping:

The New Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia - $27
Lands of Lore CD - $27
Mega Race - $12
The Software Toolworks US Atlas - $7
The Software Toolworks World Atlas -$7
Sports Illustrated 1994 Sports Almanac -$7

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Alesis D4 or Alesis SR-16
Date: 1996/06/17
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

I'll pay $200 for a D4 or $150 for an SR-16. Please contact me by e-mail at:

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: Various Marvel Comic Cards
Date: 1996/06/17
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

I'm selling the following cards:

- 1990 Series
72 cards, several doubles
Silver Surfer Hologram

- 1991 Series
29 cards, some doubles

- 1992 Series
59 cards, several doubles
Wolverine Hologram
Thing Hologram

- Series 2
64 out of 100 cards, several doubles
Magneto Hologram

- 1993 Series
Complete set, many doubles
Doom 2099 Bonus Card
Vulture 2099 Bonus Card
Specialist Bonus Card

All cards come in plastic binder holders, and all are in mint or
near mind condition. For the entire collection, I'm asking $50 + shipping,
but I will consider other reasonable offers.

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: Daredevil, X-Men, & Morbius Comic Books ($1 - $3)
Date: 1996/06/17
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

I'm selling the following:

Daredevil 318 $1
Daredevil 304 $1
Daredevil 303 $1
Daredevil 285 $1
Daredevil 284 $2
Daredevil 282 $2
Daredevil 278 $2
Daredevil 277 $2
Daredevil 276 $1
Daredevil 275 $2
Daredevil 274 $2
Daredevil 273 $1
Daredevil 272 $1
Daredevil 261 $2
Daredevil 258 $2
What If . . . 23 (The New X-Men Had Never Existed) $1
The Uncanny X-Men 279 $1
X-Men Classic 57 $2
X-Men Animation Special (1990 high quality bound-book
Adapted From Animated TV Special) $5 (Originally $10.95)
Morbius 1 $3
Morbius 2 $3

Everything is mint condition except for the What If 23,
and Daredevil 318 which are slightly bent in the lower
right corners. These are the asking prices, but I will
consider any reasonable offers. I would also sell the
whole collection as a package for $40 shipped.

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Alesis D4 or SR-16 Drum Machine
Date: 1996/06/18
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

If you have either for sale, contact me at:

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Alesis D4, SR-16, or Roland DR-5
Date: 1996/06/18
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

If anyone has any of the above drum machines for sale, contact me at:

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Roland MS-1 or Rack Mountable Ensoniq Mirage
Date: 1996/07/04
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

If you have one of either for sale, contact me at:
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Ensoniq Mirage
Date: 1996/07/05
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

If anyone has a Mirage for sale, contact me at:

doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: The Heiroglyphics VS The Hobo Junction Battle Tapes
Date: 1996/07/07
organization: The Grand Supreme Imperious Rulerlord Headmaster of the Universal Hip-Hop Alliance's Primary Soulsonic Lyricism Devision's Sublime Order of Funkentelechy and the Ancient Order of the Telefunkular Power Endowed Soulsonic Supermen With Golden Mics In Their Hand
newsgroups: rec.music.hip-hop,alt.rap,rec.music.funky,alt.music.makers.dj
x-mailer: Mozilla 2.01 (Win16; I)

For all those who still don't have a copy, the Heiroglyphics VS The Hobo
Junction tape is still available. Recorded on high quality 120 minute
cassettes, and featuring freestyles and live performances by various
artists on Side B, it is available for $10 shipped. The sound quality is
crystal clear throughout the entire tape, except for one of the Flavor
Flav freestyles, and the part where Saafir calls out Casual in which
there is a little static. For further information, or to place an order,
write to:

doodoo@hooked.net

P L A Y L I S T:

-Side A-

1) Introduction
2) Saafir Calls Out Casual
3) The Heiroglyphics VS The Hobo Junction
4) Listener Vote Results
5) "Follow For Now" by Sway & King Tech

-Side B-

1) Chino XL Freestyle
2) Blahzay Blahzay Freestyle
3) Keith Murray Freestyle
4) 2Pac Live Performance
5) Mad Lion Live Performance
6) Ras Kass Freestyle
7) Sadat X Freestyle
8) Das Efx Live Performance
9) Lateef The Dread Piper Freestyle
10) Mexikinz Freestyle
11) Fugees Live Performance
12) Erick Sermon Freestyle
13) Evocalist Freestyle
14) Deewyze Freestyle
15) Ras Kass Freestyle
16) Cypress Hill Live Performance
17) Big L Freestyle
18) KRS-ONE Freestyle
19) Kool G Rap & Chuck D Impressions
20) Channel Live Freestyle
21) Chino XL Freestyle
22) Rakim Freestyle
23) LL Cool J Live Performance
24) GZA Live Performance
25) Bobbito's Frank Sinatra Impression
26) Pharcyde Live Performance
27) Flavor Flav Freestyles
28) KRS-ONE Freestyle
29) Redman Freestyle
30) Kool G Rap Clip
31) Organized Konfusion Freestyle
32) Ras Kass Freestyle
33) Chubb Rock Freestyle
34) Listener Vote Results (Continued)
35) Extended Beats

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: Question: Musical Instruments & Islam
Date: 1996/07/29
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: alt.religion.islam

I've heard recently that certain musical instruments are forbidden by Islam. There is nothing in the Qur'an that I can find relating to this matter, and the Hadith that I've read were fairly vague.
My question is this: are in fact certain musical instruments haram, and if so, which instruments or types of instruments are they?
Thanks in advance to anyone who can help.

doodoo@hooked.net

[This question received two answers: 1) "The only instrument I know of that can be played is a drum and only before going to Jihad, you know, to gather everyone up. Besides that, music can be played at a marriage (though I think people go too far these days). All other types of instruments at any other events is haram. And 2) "Salaam Alaikum. There are no specific types of instruments to be played or not to be played. Islam is a religion of logic. It means Islam tells us do not believe in things which conveys no meaning to you. Why should Islam forbids or allows certain types of musical instruments ? Overall musical intruments have different types of sounds, drums have their own beats and guitar has its own. Drums sounds loud and can be heard from a distance , that is why they were used in the time of Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him. But it does not mean that drums are the only instruments we are allowed to play. We can play any type of musical instrument what we like and also we can listen on the stereo. What ever we do it must be within the limits of Islam. It means we should not include any type of sexusal behavior or loose our minds while listening the music, like many Western countries people do.]

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: Re: HIP HOP HEADS!, by Sae Nal Kim
Date: 1996/08/22
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: rec.music.hip-hop,alt.rap

Sae Kim wrote:

>Hip hop heads smoke drugs, the two go together like women and sex. I
>can't see how anyone can appreciate rap music when they are sober

Often when someone says something incredibly stupid, the people around
them will respond with remarks such as "what are you smoking?" and
"are you drunk?," illustrating the obvious fact that intoxicated
people do not think on the same level as normal humans.
With this in mind, are you then trying to say that you'd have to be
dwelling on a lower level of consiousness in order to appreciate
Hip-Hop music? That sounds as thought you're trying to insult Hip-Hop
rather than 'stay true' to it, as you usually seem to be trying to do.
Have you finally given up on Hip-Hop? Are you ready to move on to
heavy metal this month, or is it back to alternative rock like last
month? Please keep rec.music.hip-hop posted, we all love to hear your
remarks and feelings on such subjects as Foxxy Brown's [under age]
ass, rental cars, and which type of soft drink is the coolest amoung
those 'real heads' down south in the states..
I don't read this newsgroup often, because collectively it's users are
little more than worthless dickriders and overly competitive pretend
MC's trying to proove themselves to the rest of us. However, when I
come here I do enjoy your many posts, and the hillarious lyrics. It's
impossible to tell whether your comedy is intentional or sarcastic,
but it's undoubtedly brilliant.

Peace

-A Famous MC Who Shall Remain Anonymous Due To Dickriders

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: WTB: Malcolm X Speeches on Vinyl
Date: 1996/09/21
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: rec.music.marketplace.vinyl

If anyone has any Malcolm X speeches on vinyl for sale, I'd like to
buy them. Thank you.

doodoo@hooked.net

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: WTB: E-MU DRUMULATOR
Date: 1997/01/13
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace

I'm looking for a used E-mu Drumulator in good working condition.
Anyone interested in selling one to me, contact doodoo@hooked.net

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: FS: ALESIS SR-16 DRUM MACHINE $150
Date: 1997/01/13
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: alt.music.makers.electronic,alt.music.midi,alt.music.producer,rec.music.makers.synth,alt.music.4-track,rec.music.makers.marketplace

For Sale: Alesis SR-16 Digital Drum Machine featuring:
- 233 stereo sampled percussion sounds
- 100 user song slots
- 200 user pattern slots
- Two pairs of stereo output jacks
- Dynamic articulation (changes the velocity and tone of a sound
depending on how hard it's hit)
- Easy to use sequencer with variable levels of swing

$150 + shipping
Contact: doodoo@hooked.net

From: doodoo@hooked.net (doodoo@hooked.net)
Subject: WTB: E-MU DRUMULATOR
Date: 1997/01/17
organization: Hooked Online Services
newsgroups: rec.music.makers.synth

I'm looking for an E-mu Drumulator drum machine. If anyone has one for
sale, contact me at: doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: Akai S01 Sampler
Date: 1997/03/02
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: alt.music.midi,alt.music.makers.electronic,alt.music.producer,rec.music.makers.marketplace,rec.music.makers.synth

For Sale: Akai S01 32,000kHz 16 bit digital midi sampler with eight
sample slots, and 15 seconds of sampling time. This machine is in
perfect condition with the exception of a small ink mark on the top
which is not visible when mounted in a rack. The S01 comes with over 60
sample disks of various synths and drum machines (TR-808, TR-909, Linn
Drum, TB-303, MiniMoog, Moog Rogue, Juno 60, Juno 106, etc). It also
comes with the Macintosh Pro-Ex sample editing software. I'll take the
best offer over $300.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: E-mu Drumulator w/ Midi
Date: 1997/03/02
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: alt.music.midi,alt.music.makers.electronic,alt.music.producer,rec.music.makers.marketplace,rec.music.makers.synth

For Sale: E-mu Drumulator with midi. This is a digital drum machine from
the early eighties with a sound somewhat similar to a Linn Drum. It has
twelve drum sounds, individual outputs, and unlike most Drumulators,
it's also midi compatible. This machine is in near perfect condition,
the only blemeshes being small dents at the corners of the machine which
effect it's operation in no way whatsoever. I'll take the best offer
over $100.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: BOSS DR-660 Drum Machine
Date: 1997/03/05
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace

I'm looking for a used DR-660 in good working condition. I'm not sure
if this is an accessory or if it comes with the 660, but I'd also
definitely want the AC adaptor. Thank you.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: ARP AXXE or Moog Prodigy
Date: 1997/03/05
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace

I'm looking for either one of these machines. I do know what each of
these is worth, so please don't bother me with insanely high "vintage"
prices. Thank you.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: Boss DR 660 Drum Machine
Date: 1997/03/08
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace,alt.music.midi,alt.music.makers.electronic,alt.music.producer,rec.music.makers.synth

I'm looking for a Boss DR 660 in good working condition, with a manual.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: FS: E-mu Drumulator w/ Midi & Instructions
Date: 1997/03/11
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace,alt.music.midi,alt.music.makers.electronic,alt.music.producer,rec.music.makers.synth

For sale: E-mu Drumulator with full midi compatibility and the original
instructions. This machine is in perfect working condition, and good
physical condition. The corners are dented a little bit, but the whole
thing is built like a tank and would be very difficult to do any real
damage to (you could probably jump up and down on it without hurting
anything). For those who are unfamiliar with this machine, it's a
digital drum machine from the early eighties somewhat similar to a Linn
Drum. It has an especially good handclap, and thick punchy sounds with
eight individual outputs. I've seen these without midi go for $200, but
they're really not worth that much. I'll take any offers over $100, and
I'll ship COD.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: Talkboxes
Date: 1997/03/11
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.electronic,rec.music.makers.synth

Can anybody tell me what exactly a TalkBox is, how it works, and how
it's different from a vocoder? I've heard that they're dangerous in some
way, but I'm willing to risk bodily harm in order to get my voice to
sound like Roger Troutman. If anyone has any information on their
dangers, how much they cost, or any other comments about them, I'd
appreciate it. Respond e-mail or e-mail & newsgroup please; I don't
frequent Usenet. Thank you.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

From: "doodoo@hooked.net"
Subject: WTB: TALKBOX
Date: 1997/03/12
Organization: Hooked Online Services
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.marketplace

I don't know what a TalkBox is, or how it works, but I know what it
sounds like and I want one. If it has pieces that fit inside your mouth,
I don't care. I can find a way of cleaning it. I want a TalkBox. Sell me
one. Thank you.

John Lindh
doodoo@hooked.net

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Richard Starr is a managing editor at The Weekly Standard.