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11:00 PM, Dec 14, 2003 • By LARRY MILLER
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I GUESS WE ALL HAVE different ideas about what to do with the guy. Hold him till the whole thing's over? Nah, that'll take too long. The debate over where to try him is going to be sickening. Hey, maybe Peterson's attorney could represent him? 'Course, he's got a pretty full plate now, with Jackson, too. On the other hand, this one is pretty big. Could be a career maker. Get another big house.

It sure would be satisfying to turn Hussein loose in one of those Kurdish villages up north, though, wouldn't it? Oh, well, I guess that's another mark on that report card of mine.

Larry Miller is a contributing humorist to The Daily Standard and a writer, actor, and comedian living in Los Angeles.