Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest--and Beyond
It's important to know your limits.
12:00 AM, Aug 15, 2007 • By LARRY MILLER
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WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. It just hit me. If that Lexus can park itself, maybe some of those other things can come true? Maybe all of Washington will get behind General Petraeus?
No. That car would have to park itself, wash itself, fly, spin, dance, sing and go back in time before that'll happen.
Larry Miller is a contributing humorist to THE DAILY STANDARD and a writer, actor, and comedian living in Los Angeles and author of Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life (Regan Books).
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