For our readers preparing for Passover, we thought you might be amused by this version of the four questions, circulating anonymously on the Internet, recommended for use at President Obama's Friday night White House seder:

For Friday night's Obama White House seder, we hear there's talk of an alternate version of the traditional four questions:



Introductory Question

Mr. President, why is this administration different from all other administrations?



First Question

Why is it that all other administrations acknowledge Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, but this administration refuses to say Jerusalem is even located in Israel?



Second Question

Why is it that all other administrations try to be friendly to the democratically elected prime minister of Israel, but this administration is bitter towards him?



Third Question

Why is it that all other administrations try not to pick fights with Israel even once, but this administration picks fights with Israel more than twice?



Fourth Question

Why is it that in other administrations the president visits both Muslim and Jewish states, but this administration visits only Muslim states?

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