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Are They High?

What could be more stimulating than free beer?

May 24, 2010, Vol. 15, No. 34 • By STEPHEN F. HAYES
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For what it’s worth, my own independent research, also performed in a university setting, confirms the finding that drinking malt liquor and smoking pot renders a subject more likely to report negative consequences of substance use, particularly the following morning. It also demonstrated that marijuana users are more likely than average Americans to: (a) eat two oversized chocolate eclairs after a full late-night breakfast involving hot sauce, (b) listen to Peter Tosh, and (c) find Scooby Doo reruns awesome.

They also tend to be more likely to believe the American Reinvestment and Recovery Act is working.

Stephen F. Hayes is a senior writer at The Weekly Standard.

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