Wealthier Than Thou
How about a tax on sanctimonious millionaires!
Jan 3, 2011, Vol. 16, No. 16 • By STEPHEN F. HAYES
During the final two months of 2010, the United States enjoyed what was perhaps the most sustained public discussion of debt and deficits in a generation. Erskine Bowles and Alan Simpson, the co-chairs of President Obama’s National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform, released their provocative report. Former Clinton administration budget director Alice Rivlin and noted Republican deficit hawk Paul Ryan put out a comprehensive debt reduction proposal. Mitch Daniels, governor of Indiana and a potential 2012 Republican presidential candidate, offered specific proposals to reform the entitlements that are most responsible for driving the country deep into the red.
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My favorite contribution to this national conversation came from “Patriotic Millionaires for Fiscal Strength,” an ad hoc organization of several dozen really rich people who want to raise taxes on other really rich people (and themselves). Among those who count themselves Patriotic Millionaires: the one-named, ambient-rock star Moby, Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, George Zimmer, the gravelly voiced CEO of Men’s Wearhouse, and other really rich people who are presumably no less patriotic for being much less famous.
The PMFS acknowledged that raising taxes on the rich was not the most significant fiscal issue facing lawmakers. But, they argued, higher taxes were nonetheless essential in “establishing the discipline we will need to secure our country’s fiscal strength.” So they leapt into action, launching a website (www.fiscalstrength.org) to raise money to buy airtime for a 30-second TV spot urging that the government make them pay higher taxes.
But times like this require something more, so they didn’t just register a domain name and put out a virtual tin cup. Anyone can do that. These selfless souls risked exposing their wealth and altruism to national publicity by addressing a letter to the president. It read:
Alas, as we know, those who would put politics ahead of their country prevailed when the Bush tax cuts were not allowed to expire. The selfish and myopic politicians responsible for this travesty hid behind so-called “economic” arguments—similar to President Obama’s contention back in the summer of 2009 that raising taxes in a recession was “the last thing you want to do.” In the end, despite the warnings of these self-described patriots, Washington caved and extended the current tax rates for everyone, with the disastrous result that now all Americans, including greedy small business owners who can only aspire to become millionaires, will get to keep more of the money they’ve earned.
That was the last straw for funnyman Larry David. “THERE is a God,” the mastermind behind Seinfeld wrote recently in the New York Times op-ed pages, deploying his trademark sarcasm on behalf of a grateful nation. “The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member,” he continued. Indeed, in 1998 alone David earned $242 million when Seinfeld was sold into syndication for $1.7 billion, making him number two on Forbes’ celebrity earnings list that year.
David is also the star of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, a show about a self-involved Hollywood celebrity whose relentless narcissism renders him incapable of seeing the world as anything beyond his small-minded obsessions. “I was planning a trip to Cabo with my kids for Christmas vacation,” David confided to Times readers. “We were going to fly coach, but now with the money I’m saving in taxes, I’m going to splurge and bump myself up to first class. First class!”
The good news is that even though U.S. taxpayers are now unfairly forced to keep more of their own earnings, there is something Larry David and other progressive patriots with a few million to burn can do about it.
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