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Shut Up, Please

One man’s approach to a problem of modern music

Jul 21, 2014, Vol. 19, No. 42 • By JOE QUEENAN

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Discount Eyewash

Discount Eyewash

The coupon as emblem of consumer confidence.

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How Do You Feel?

The interrogative mysteries of Deep Space.

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Jersey Boys

Bullet-Dodging

Sometimes it pays to be excluded from the fun.

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Queenan

Keep It Simple

’Tis the gift, if you follow these suggestions.

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I Like Icon

But I’m getting a little weary of the adjective.

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‘So Far’ So Good

Everything is not always as it seems—at the moment.

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The more we know about, say, cauliflower, the less we like it.

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The Paper Chase

Vengeance is mine when the crime is so abhorrent.

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Goodbye, Columbus

A brief ‘au revoir’ to the Battleground State.

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The Blue Helix

Beyond the Apps

The Blue Helix should suffice for the next few months.

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Albert Einstein

Einstein Bageled

The relatively cutthroat world of intellectual theft.

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Props

No Props to Give

American rhetoric in black and white.

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A Lincoln Penny

No Excuses

Life’s lessons from the other side of the rainbow.

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The Alphabet Blues

The agony (and occasional ecstasy) of the letter Q.

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Oh, By the Way.  .  .

I should acknowledge that I’m extraordinary.

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The international man of mystery ain’t what he used to be.

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In Defense of LeBron James

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101 reasons to get excited over nothing.

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Broken Record

Broken Record

When the going gets tough, the tough sing ‘Besame Mucho.’

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