Noam Chomsky Weighs In on Bin Laden with Predictable Results
3:45 PM, May 8, 2011 • By MARK HEMINGWAY
I know you were all waiting with bated breath to see when America's Greatest Living Public Intellectual™ would weigh in on the Osama bin Laden killing, so good news! Chomsky's dutiful stenographers have seen fit to wipe the cerebral-spinal fluid dripping out the corner of his mouth, and splatter it down on a piece of paper so his left-wing minions can perform rorschach analysis on it.
Spoiler alert: Killing bin Laden proves, yet again, that the U.S. is an evil hegemonic empire. This might well be the dumbest paragraph you read all year:
So there you have it -- if you've ever gone to a Washington Redskins game you're clearly a facist or something. But the real nugget of wisdom is saved for the piece's conclusion:
Indeed. In any event, those of you with a high pain tolerances handy can read the rest here.