Quote of the Day (So Far!)

You are here: Blog / Quote of the Day (So Far!)

The liberal bargain goes bad.

8:55 AM, Jun 22, 2010 • By MATTHEW CONTINETTI

Single Page Print Larger Text Smaller Text Alerts

It was the winter of 2007. Dr. Faustus, the famous left-wing philologist, was sitting in a coffee shop in despair over the Bush-Cheney regime and the future of his country.

Suddenly, Mephistopheles, who happened to be the provost at his college, appeared, sipping a double mocha frappuccino. He sat down next to Dr. Faustus and casually asked him if he would like to be granted any five wishes in exchange for his immortal soul.

It just gets better from there.