Parody

LEXINGTON, KY (AP): Fifty-two-year-old Harrodsburg businessman Arnold J. Uncommitted, who had never before run for public office, stood before a delirious crowd of supporters at his makeshift headquarters here last night, basking in his near-upset of President Obama's reelection campaign in Kentucky.

For the New Jersey Press Association Legislative Correspondents Club Show, New Jersey governor Chris Christie and Newark mayor Cory Booker joined together to parody Seinfeld:

The American Mustache institute earlier today made this surprising announcement:

This morning, the Republican leadership on the Hill announced that Indiana governor Mitch Daniels would deliver the GOP response Tuesday night to President Obama’s State of the Union Address.

“Moammar Qaddafi and his regime need to recognize that their rule has come to an end. Qaddafi needs to acknowledge the reality that he no longer controls Libya. He needs to relinquish power once and for all.”

—President Barack Obama, August 22, 2011

At a fundraiser in New York, President Barack Obama compared himself to Andrew Cuomo and Martin Luther King Jr. "I think that we forget when [King] was alive there was nobody who was more vilified, nobody who was more controversial, nobody who was more despairing at times. But what he understood, what kept him going, was that the arc of moral universe is long but it bends towards justice.”

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Letter from an Iowa Rest Stop