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10:56 AM, Nov 4, 2008 • By MATTHEW CONTINETTI

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The wizards at The Onion are covering the election. Here's today's top headline:

"Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own as President".

And here's the report:

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

What happens when the machine activates Skynet?

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