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11:56 AM, Mar 20, 2009 • By JOHN MCCORMACK

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With any luck, the same person who translated the "reset button" for Hillary Clinton's Russian counterpart, translated the subtitles of Obama's message to our friends, the Iranian mullahs, like this:

I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the Islamic Republic of Iran forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

My apologies to everyone offended by jokes about bombing our enemies. I'll have to stick to less offensive topics approved by Obama--like jokes about events for the mentally handicapped.

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