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6:38 PM, May 18, 2009 • By MICHAEL GOLDFARB

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Arrested Somali pirates who are now in the Netherlands on trial for their deeds say they would like to stay in the Netherlands. "It's a good life here."

Suspected pirate Sayid will stand trial on Monday with four of his countrymen in the first Dutch pirate trial. "I want an education during my imprisonment, and I appeal to the government not to send me back to Somalia. The people who live here respect human rights. I want to live here," he told Volkskrant.

What kind of Somali pirate wouldn't want to live in a welfare state with legal khat and indoor plumbing.

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