Rahm wins Chicago mayoral race -- handily.
'I won't pay' movement spreads across Greece.
Muammar Qaddafi vows to "fight until the last drop of my blood," and/or last remaining ounce of sanity is depleted -- whichever comes first.
North Korea begs for food.
"Reid to Nevada pols: time has come 'to outlaw prostitution'" -- if that happens, I guess the Senate Majority Leader is out of a job. </rimshot>
Jack Daniels Explains The Deficit: