Steve Hayward on Obama's Re-Election Prospects.
"Ballots are now totaled: Prosser wins by 7,316"
Hey, what happened to that 5-minute tax form Obama promised us?
Pretty soon the congressional libertarian caucus will have hemophilia.
"The United States Postal Service has issued a new stamp featuring the Statue of Liberty. Only the statue it features is not the one in the harbor, but the replica at the New York-New York casino in Las Vegas."
They'll pry it from my really cold, dead hands: "How the Ice in Your Drink is Imperiling the Planet."