Is Sarah Palin about to approach Chuck Norris levels of legendary awesomeness? Sarah Palin Facts says yes!
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
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