Obtained: J Street Conference Schedule

Satire alert: A friend emails with a sneak peak at the first day's schedule for the J Street conference:

J street schedule of events.

8:00 AM: Should Israel join the Arab League? How a Jewish demographic majority in Palestine hinders Israel's regional diplomacy.
Daniel Levy

9:00 AM: Panel discussion on Jews and the Hajj. Why don't more Jews make the pilgramage to Mecca?
Rabbi Michael Lerner
Sheikh Yusuf Qaradawi
Farfur the Hamas Bunny (invited)

10:30 AM: The Octopus and its tentacles: Jeffrey Goldberg's blog silences us all.
Stephen Walt

12:00: Why don't more pro-Israel groups boycott Israel?
Naomi Klein

Bonus Panel: 4:00 PM: What about the American occupation? Perspectives on Palestine from Native America.
Leonard Peltier (by video)
Ward Churchill
John Echohawk