Other Stories By P. J. O'Rourke
Psst -- Hey Buddy, Wanna Buy a Vote?
(07/03/2000)
Let's privatize universal suffrage
SLOW AND HEAVY WINS THE RIGHTS
(05/22/2000)
Belief Control, Not Gun Control
(05/29/2000)
After all, ideas are more dangerous than guns
An Open Letter to the Other Party
(08/21/2000)
Dear Democrats
Democrats Are the Bad Guys
(08/07/2000)
A refresher on why it is better to be Republican.