Other Stories By Scott Ott, scrappleface.com
 
The Daily Parody
(09/10/2004)
Kerry to tell undecided voters, "I'm one of you."

 
The Daily Parody
(04/29/2004)
Bush cuts deal with 9/11 panel, betrays Cheney: "It was Dick's fault."

 
The Daily Parody
(04/16/2004)
George W. Bush gives rival John Kerry a key position in the administration.

 
The Daily Parody
(03/04/2004)
Kerry to face Kerry: Far-left liberal to square off against sensible pragmatist in 2004 election.

 
The Daily Parody
(02/27/2004)
John Edwards pats the heads of people he loves.