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2:39 PM, Nov 12, 2007 • By MATTHEW CONTINETTI

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How do you define "thrill-seeking"? Well, probably you don't define it in the same terms as the AP:

Two thrill-seeking teenagers stabbed an adult acquaintance, took a blowtorch to his corpse and threw his severed head into a river, prosecutors said Monday as they charged the pair.

Canton High School senior Jean Pierre Orlewicz, 17, and Alexander James Letkemann, 18, ambushed 26-year-old Daniel Sorenson last Wednesday in a garage owned by Orlewicz's grandfather, Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy said. A tarp had been spread on the floor, she said.

Maybe it's time to add the phrase "alleged psychotic, brutal murderers" to the AP stylebook.

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