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Funny Because It's True?

11:41 AM, Dec 11, 2007 • By MICHAEL GOLDFARB
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A friend sends along this one:

I was depressed last night so I rang Lifeline.

I was transferred to a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.