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12:11 PM, Feb 22, 2008 • By JAIME SNEIDER

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The global warming scaremongers have hit rock bottom:

As climate change warms the nation, giant Burmese pythons could colonize one-third of the USA, from San Francisco across the Southwest, Texas and the South and up north along the Virginia coast, according to U.S. Geological Survey maps released Wednesday.

The pythons can be 20 feet long and 250 pounds.

Only in the last paragraph do we learn "[t]he Burmese python is not poisonous and not considered a danger to humans." No need to appoint Samuel L. Jackson the head of the National Guard . . . yet.

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