Five eligible right-wing blogettes are profiled here, and several of them won’t date liberals. As Cassy Fiano explains, "How smart can this guy be if he thinks John Kerry is a great politician?" Truer words have never been spoken. I’m sure any number of Weekly Standard Blog readers (at least 90 percent of which I assume are male) are so spellbound by Ms. Fiano that they’d risk a weekend at Gore Vidal’s Italian villa for a first date with her.

If only all the featured ladies were just as enthralling. Consider Dawn Eden, the author of The Thrill Of The Chaste:

It’s easy for a man to keep this illusion of being a great, sensitive romantic if he knows he’s just going to sleep with you and then say good-bye. Anybody can be Mr. Love God for one night or one week or one month.

I have no doubt that a date with the author of The Thrill of the Chaste would be exhilarating--wait, actually, I do doubt it. Hence the conservative proverb, "Be right, live left."