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COVER
History's Back
by Robert Kagan

EDITORIAL
What Is To Be Done?
by Frederick W. Kagan

Blaming the Victim
by Matthew Continetti

SCRAPBOOK
Peter W. Rodman, 1943-2008

ARTICLES
To Drill, or Not to Drill
by Stephen F. Hayes

European Disunion
by Kenneth R. Weinstein

China Looks Across the Strait
by Dan Blumenthal & Christopher Griffin

Iraq's Oil Progress
by Michael Makovsky

FEATURES
Destination Malabo
by Mark Hemingway

BOOKS & ARTS
Track Record
by Franklin Freeman

Man of Courage
by Harvey Mansfield

One Hit Wonder
by Barton Swaim

Machine Politics
by Fred Barnes

National Treasures
by Mary Katherine Ascik

Who Are You?
by Jeremy Rabkin

Petit's Gift
by John Podhoretz

CASUAL
Jon From Alexandria
by Jonathan V. Last

CORRESPONDENCE
Colorado, whiners, and more

PARODY
John Edwards's House: The Complete Makeover


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Miss Scarlett

Jeffrey Ressner of the Politico reports that actress Scarlett Johansson has a crush on Senator Barack Obama. “My heart belongs to Barack,” she is quoted as saying. After the last ABC debate, the star of Lost in Translation emailed the candidate, praising him for his performance. Believe it or not, the candidate wrote her back:

His replies have been thoughtful, she says, more than a brief line or two; on the ABC debate, he responded that the questioning was “difficult” and he was being pounded on “one silly question after another.”

Johansson is somewhat shocked that he keeps up their back-and-forth correspondence. “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’--how can he return these personal e-mails?” she asks.

Other Things That Shock Scarlett Johansson:

Her personal trainer has time for hands-on demonstrations.

Her masseur cancels other appointments to prolong his massages free of charge.

Her cable installer shows up 30 minutes early and checks and double-checks the cable connections. In her bedroom.

Bartenders make her fancy cocktails on the house and they never skimp on the alcohol.

Air-conditioning repairman returns her call in minutes, offers same day service as well as dinner.

Auto mechanics offer to reupholster her carseats for free and keep the old ones for themselves.

Waiters are constantly bringing her free food and feeding her by hand because it’s “family-style.”

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