Your (Delayed) Daily Dose of Dave

Two quotes today.

From Thursday: "So we zoomed off after [a pedi-cabby named] Colette, who stopped several blocks away at a hotel, and out came Daryl Hannah. Probably you want to know what she is really like, as a person and a human being. I would say, based on gawking at her from a distance of 2 feet, that she is quite attractive, although of course not in the same league as my wife."

And today: "I've been to every convention since 1984, and I have to say that Democratic delegates always manage to look good when they engage in group "rock-n-roll"-style dancing, in stark contrast to Republican delegates, who always look like they're subjects in some kind of cruel mass experiment involving random-firing high-voltage buttock probes."