This is not a parody:

"Barack Obama is gifted in birth by a wonderful smile...

John McCain, when he smiles, has a somewhat menacing quality. It may not be purposeful, but when he smiles, you wonder what he's really thinking.

Barack Obama, for whatever reason, comes off as debonaire, even under attack."

Update: Olbermann keeps it classy: "McCain, and I'm trying to say this as nicely as possible, didn't look like a well man wandering around on that stage tonight."