Classy Ed Rendell: "Hey, Janet Napolitano is perfect for that job because she has no life or family."

The RNC race: A look at six serious contenders.

UAW may briefly cease squeezing auto companies for billions to allow said auto companies to strangle the taxpayers for billions.

Greatest NYT headline: Campaign promises on ending war in Iraq now muted by reality. Nice of them to notice the distance between Obama's rhetoric and actions post-election, huh?

Taliban's monthly e-journal says extra troops in Afghanistan will just meet with more casualties.

States starting to sell excess assets in economic downturn.

How Robert Rubin helped sink Citigroup with impunity.

Why Israelis love Chabad.

The British National Health Service fears more dentists will quit, creating a shortage of dental care for Britons. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Dingy Harry Reid's political acumen on display again: "You can smell the tourists..."