10:50 AM, Mar 12, 2009 • By RACHEL ABRAMS
Great news for drivers-ed and swim students everywhere! Ted Kennedy's memoir will be released this fall. The title: True Compass. â€˜Nuff said. No word yet on who's writing it.
In related news, scads and scads--20 percent, in fact--of the $126 million in earmarks for Massachusetts in the new federal budget will be spent "to help preserve the legacy of the Kennedys," the AP reports. In addition to the $5.8 Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the Senate,
Because there just aren't enough monuments to the Kennedys in this world.