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The Presser, Synopsized

10:00 PM, Apr 29, 2009 • By MARY KATHARINE HAM
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Barack Obama is also "gravely concerned" about the Pahkistahn government (and its inability to deliver health care?), but feels it is cahpable of keeping dahngerous nukes out of the hahnds of deprahved terrorists who would wish to do us dahmage. Also, the caht saht on the maht.

And, finally, remember to wash your hands!

So, was it worth $21.5 million? (Fox broadcast could not be reached for comment, but if could have been, it would have said, "suckahs!")