Hey, I've got a great idea, guys. Let's bring the heads of an industry that has brought convenience to an ever-rising number of Americans at ever-lower prices with ever-improving features into a Congressional hearing to interrogate them about competiveness in cell phone text-messaging rates...for an hour and a half.

That's the way to get this economy moving again, folks. Harass people who provide a service that more people are using at an increasing rate every day, and happily paying for.

Srsly? Srsly. Click through for the video.