The Daily Grind
White House: Economy is simultaneously worse and better than expected!
ABC tirelessly examining video of Obama ogling to determine a thousand reasons he wasn't actually ogling.
Western European health care and cancer survival rates.
If only the AP had told us before the election that Obama's tax pledge was ridiculous, instead of ridiculing Republicans for calling it ridiculous.
"Few economists favor more spending." Paul "I'm in touch with the White House" Krugman will declare them all hacks shortly.
That wasn't a $6,000 handbag, silly. That was only a $900 handbag.