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Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'

9:19 AM, May 14, 2013 • By DANIEL HALPER
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In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:

Dear Myles,

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. 

You are a good boy,

Joe Biden

The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets. 

“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”

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